the best of tumblr confusion
“Don’t you ever put your motherfuckin’ hands on me again. EVER!”
When she set her keys down, I knew her ass was in trouble.
I just watched this shit 5 times. Goddammit. When Sis put those keys down, it was ON!
she laid them keys down and slid out of her shoes so smoothly that heffa didn’t even see those fist coming. and i ain’t e’em mad.
Trying act like she was innocent after she got the 1 2 put on her
LMAO!!!!! becky caught a value meal like 4 piece, extra spicy, biscuit wit a sprite .
I’M TOO WEAK
[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life
ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.
And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.
THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY CONFUSED AND ANGRY
THIS ACTUALLY FILLS ME WITH ANGER WTF
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA
CAN I SLAP YOU
let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.
Almost 13 million
Sasha Marini by Michele Ercolani in L’Étranger for Bello Mag
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